How to hide your candy

Work on your timing, teach

Go home bus, youre drunk

To the producers of How I Met Your Mother

Colour coded for your convenience

Dont broadcast your wifi ssid and password on national tv, especially for the Super Bowl security command center

If you park like this I will find you and make sure your fat ass has to climb through the passengers side

Just your average businessman wearing hooker heels in the Lego store [OC]

if you find hair or a bug in your food

If you park like this I will find you and make sure your fat ass has to climb through the passengers side

Just your average businessman wearing hooker heels in the Lego store [OC]

if you find hair or a bug in your food

If you park like this I will find you and make sure your fat ass has to climb through the passengers side

Just your average businessman wearing hooker heels in the Lego store [OC]

if you find hair or a bug in your food

if you find hair or a bug in your food

Just your average businessman wearing hooker heels in the Lego store [OC]

if you find hair or a bug in your food

Chase your dreams

If you smash in to some elses fence and run, dont leave your license plate or youre gonna have a bad time

Go home Olympians, youre drunk

If you park like this I will find you and make sure your fat ass has to climb through the passengers side

Dont forget your hoes

When people make an Unpopular opinion puffin with a popular opinion, they get upvotes When I make one with an unpopular opinion, I get downvotes Make up your mind, people

If you smash in to some elses fence and run, dont leave your license plate or youre gonna have a bad time

By sharing this image, I had hopes of using Reddit as a way to find my birth family If youre out there, I would love to meet you

This is a type of fossilized dinosaur bone called gembone The individual cells get replaced with agate or other minerals that create the colors youre seeing

Congratulations on your medal, Mr


Good Guy Rupert Grint Your move Wil Wheaton

This is a type of fossilized dinosaur bone called gembone The individual cells get replaced with agate or other minerals that create the colors youre seeing

Go home Olympians, youre drunk

That awkward moment on the subway when you find yourself sitting next to

On the internet no one knows youre a monkey No one

You all have your adorable cats, and thats awesome But I have a rapey bundle of joy

good luck finding your bike light

If youre going to be a grammar nazi, go all in

A fun game to play, is to text a friend asking where they are, then text them as though youre telling someone else